lycanthropique:

vulcains:

DYLAN OBRIEN HAS A REALLY SENSITIVE GAG REFLEX

AND EVERYBODY KNOWS

allmonds:

I DONT GET IT WHATS FUNNY

kingcheddarxvii:

Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball for Nintendo 3DS. Try to avada kedavra Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball for Nintendo 3DS you stick-wiggling nerds

tikidistractions:

mulletwing:

pardonmewhileipanic:

proudoftheworst:

fuckyehandrewyeh:

nimblenomad:

I’m posting this gif almost entirely because of this mans untuck…

dbz landing.

for a while i thought this was just reversed, but then i realised that you can’t reverse the landing.. WHAT THE F*CK. How you do that son?!

This is some graceful, superhero shit right here. 

Hi yes I would like to report a lost super hero.

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

unshaped:

legalmexican:

being the new student

this is definitely not how it feels to be the new student

Time And Relative Dimension In Space

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

"This dream must end, this world must know. We all depend on the beast below.”

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

invisicanada:

to the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

m-chi:

poor little thing

HW